How are you? Can you hear me all the time? Do you actually answer all emails, texts, phones, screams, cries, mental telepathy and all the other of millions of ways I try to reach you? Because if you do, it's not clear. And I like clarity when it works for me and all others times vagueness will work.
Firstly, I just want to thank you for all these amazing ideas you send my way, but...I don't want to be rude or anything but although you are God, I think you might be losing your touch and you might not know who I am. I am not this 'let's get up and take the world by storm' kinda person. I'm more like omg there is a storm...Run!
Yes, I know I did give birth to a baby in the middle of a hurricane with no electricity or water but I was kinda forced into it. Great ideas are for people who believe in them self. yes, I hear you, you believe in me, but to be honest I am not exactly happy with you. Why, you ask? Remember my childhood...You don't remember? Well I do and I'm not sure that I want to hear from someone who threw me into the deep end. Oh, you think I could handle it. Well than you really don't know who I am. I am a big CHICKEN!
Let me me be clear I am only getting off this couch for the lottery numbers. You owe me big time! So thanks anyway for the ideas. I'm sure they're great and maybe you can up-cycle them to someone else who would use them.
All the best,
P.S. I'll leave a pen and paper by the bed in case you want to leave the numbers in the middle of the night. :)